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Steve Jobs had a sure reputation for product blueprint. Whether it'southward a good reputation or not depends on how you view Apple and its products, but in that location'south no denying that the man had a knack for designs that didn't look much like what the rest of the PC or electronics industries were doing. Sometimes the products that resulted were industry-leading successes that went on to define what "loftier-end" looked like for an entire market. Sometimes they suffered from flaws related to the aforementioned design decisions that made them distinctive, like the G4 Cube. And sometimes — non often, only sometimes — they were so blazingly atrocious as to brand you wonder if anyone who worked on them actually had hands.

I'chiliad talking about the infamous Apple "hockey puck" mouse, which first debuted 20 years ago yesterday with the Bondi Blue iMac G3. It was principally known for existence the first AppleSEEAMAZON_ET_135 See Amazon ET commerce mouse to eschew the Apple Desktop Coach in favor of USB and for being perhaps the 2nd-least ergonomic mouse ever created. I was planning to award information technology top honors in this regard until our EIC reminded me that original NeXT mice (another Jobs cosmos) really had a raised logo that could cutting your palm. Maybe they could tie.

Note the progression. The kickoff NeXT mouse was a apartment rectangle, reminiscent of the original Apple tree mouse. Given that humans had yet to invent ergonomics and all the same saw the world solely every bit a series of right angles, it made sense to build an input device designed for Minecraft'south Steve. But it's the 2nd mouse that clearly stuck in Job's mind as an example of perfect engineering science — considering ten years subsequently, he knew exactly what to exercise with information technology. Chop off those irritating buttons, stuff the hardware into a form cistron painstakingly intended for toddlers, and transport that baby.

Remember like a animal designed around an entirely dissimilar grasping bagginess.

We've known for years that Steve Jobs hated multi-push button mice, but based on the peripherals the homo developed, I'yard not sure Steve Jobs didn't simply detest mice, period. Information technology'd be a touch ironic, considering he'due south generally credited with introducing the GUI to mainstream personal calculating, but I remember information technology's possible that the Apple USB Mouse was actually Jobs' angry revenge against all the people who wanted a two-button Apple tree mouse. "Be happy with what you've got," it seems to whisper. "We can always make it meliorate."

How bad was it? Bad enough that I'd rather accept a cut palm from a Adjacent mouse than the about-instant wrist and manus cramps I got from the Apple role. Bad plenty that information technology was the ane part of Apple products my Mac using friends wouldn't defend. We could (and did) debate operating systems and processor engineering. The mouse was always treated as a ceded point. I tin can't point to a Godwin-like law involving Apple tree and hockey pucks, simply you've got to search long and hard to find someone willing to defend it, and bringing it upwards was considered to be a demonstration of bad organized religion.

That said, this kind of weird "features that aren't features" shtick was a practical hallmark of the Bondi Bluish iMac. It included such scintillating capabilities as:

  • Colors!
  • Having a handle
  • Weighing nearly 40 pounds, obviating the above point for most people. Who wants to play "Lug the chassis?"
  • Having a handle at the back of the auto, so that when you carried it, the screen pointed directly at the ground. Who wants to play "Lug the chassis over gravel?"
  • Being far slower than competing PCs
  • No removable storage
  • An infrared photographic camera for wireless data transfer at up to 4Mbps. I'm sure something used it.

Now, to exist certain, the iMac G3 wasn't all bad. Features like an included RJ-45 port were forward-looking, and the auto had shipped with an integrated 56K modem rather than the 33.6Kbps device Jobs had initially announced. But the mouse? The mouse was then bad, Macworld once called it the sixth worst Apple product of all time, writing: "The but people who liked it were the folks who made third-party mice and USB-to-ADB adapters that enabled the use of older mice."

Happy anniversary.

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